DOES A BEAR POO IN THE WOODS?
Barry is a typical bear: He likes growling, eating honey, and slumbering. When nature calls, he prefers to do his business alone. But the forest is full of animals! There are watchful eyes everywhere. “So Barry set off through the trees to find a quiet place, / a corner of the forest, where he could have some space.” Alas, on Barry’s trek, he encounters some unlucky scatological disasters. Birds who clearly don’t share Barry’s shyness defecate midflight—right on top of him. And then he slips in a “POOEY PILE” left by a moose. In complete despair, “Barry threw his head back. / He was desperate for release. / ‘HELP!’ he cried out to the sky. / ‘I need to POO in / PEACE.’ ” Luckily, wise Brenda Bigpaw, a fellow bear, has a solution. She points Barry to an outhouse, which seems divine. Except maybe not to the light-skinned lumberjack who also needs to use it. Readers will sympathize with the desperate wiggle dance (a universal bathroom signal) and poor Barry’s plight. The lively rhyme scheme (which falters only slightly) keeps the tempo upbeat as Barry rushes to find the perfect spot, while the cartoonishly exaggerated illustrations will keep readers giggling. (This book was reviewed digitally.)
