All The Horrific Things Coming To Hulu This March
It’s a new month, and Hulu is rolling out new genre selections to entice us into staying home. Let your friends run outside to celebrate spring. You can stay in watching all this new creepy content on the streamer that gives you the same feeling. Their logo is green, and I remember green things being outside. That is science!
This month we’re getting hit with some forgotten gems. Like the psychological thriller In The Cut starring Meg Ryan and Mark Ruffalo. Or, lowkey favorites like Josh Hartnett led 30 Days Of Night. We are also getting movies that came out last year, like Flux Gourmet. They are basically serving a smorgasbord of goodies, and I live. Here are my top five things I am excited to watch immediately.
The Inhabitant (2022)
A teen is tormented by malevolent forces. It somehow is connected to the Lizzie Borden legend. That’s enough to get my attention. I don’t know what to expect from this movie, but Odessa A’zion, Leslie Bibb, and Scream VI‘s Dermot Mulroney are there. That means if nothing else the acting will be worth the time it takes to watch it. Here’s hoping there is an ax and at least forty whacks.
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Next Exit (2022)
Two strangers take a road trip for their chance to be part of a radical experiment with the afterlife. I have been meaning to check this one out for some time. Luckily, Hulu is letting me do that this month. I’m here for a dark sci-fi dramedy. Also, here to see any movie with Rahul Kohli (iZombie) and Karen Gillan (Doctor Who) in the cast.
Unstoppable (2010)
A runaway freight train filled with chemicals is set to cause a huge environmental disaster. They really put Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, and Rosario Dawson in a disaster film, knowing we would make the time. They were right, and I’m not even mad. I’m going to embrace this chaos with extra snacks and an open group chat.
Watcher (2022)
A woman moves to a new country where no one believes her about the strange man who follows her. I’m happy this Shudder favorite is making its way to Hulu. This film is Chloe Okuno’s first feature and put her on the list of filmmakers I’m obsessed with. I need everyone to watch it and understand that Maika Monroe is low-key horror royalty. This is just one of two genre movies she led last year, and both were beyond incredible.
Wreck: Complete Season 1
A young man takes a job on a cruise ship to investigate the disappearance of his sister. This British horror-comedy, with a mystery rising, sounds like it was made for me. There also seems to be a killer wearing a whole duck costume. I have to hit play the moment it drops. All six episodes are hitting Hulu, so I can catch up before the second season drops later this year.
Everything Coming To Hulu In March
30 Days Of Night (2007)
Among the Shadows (2019)
Another Earth (2011)
Flux Gourmet (2022)
I Think We’re Alone Now (2018)
In The Cut (2003)
Next Exit (2022)
Rubikon (2022)
Self/Less (2015)
Summit Fever (2022)
The Eyes Of My Mother (2016)
The Inhabitant (2022)
The Killing: Complete Season 1
The Shape Of Water (2017)
Unstoppable (2010)
Watcher (2022)
Wreck: Complete Season 1
Hulu is giving us a lot of reasons to stay home this March. I don’t know about you, but I am ready to receive these gifts in the comfort of my own home. I am picking out PJs for each watch as I write this. Gonna look into the wonders of fabric softener for my favorite TV blankets and post on all socials to not bother looking for me. I’m in a committed relationship with this streamer. Good night.
Are you excited about any of these Hulu offerings? Then let me know at @misssharai.
